Gary,
"You gonna be here when John gets here"?
"Well sir officer, Mr. Chuck...he was killed outright, but Miss Baby..she was alright 'till me and Junior turned her head around."
"A space ship came down from an eminant and hovered over the earth, down came a magnetic field and out came a bunch of little bitty men, runnin' around lookin' under rocks and leaves and one of 'em says...Hey Brother...What us lookin' for? Another said Little Bitty women".
A learned man climbed the great mountain to search for the "TRUTH". He approached the abode of the Great Soothsayer and knocked upon his door. The soothsayer said "Who's dat outside my door? The learned man said "It's Me!" The soothsayer said "Go away, you ain't ready to learn nothin'. So the learned man went away and studied for 50 years. After 50 years of study, he re-climed the great mountain and approached the door of the Great Soothersayer. Knock, knock, knock. Who's dat outside my door, said the soothsayer. "It's Me". Well come on in myself.
I have not had his records since 1964 but still remember all his jokes word for word.
Google Brother Dave Gardner...lots there.
milt
I think this thread was about bad guns???
milt