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Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al:





We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest

election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we

tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but

sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of

America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it

on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable

differences and go our own way.



Here is a model separation agreement:



Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a

portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can

come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our

respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both

sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.



We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to

the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our

firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael

Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a

bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them).



We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies,

Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys,

hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy

CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .



You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to

invade and hammer places that threaten us. You can have the peaceniks and

war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll

help provide them security.



We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,

Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but

we will no longer be paying the bill.



We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take

every Subaru station wagon you can find.



You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors.

We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep

The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be

happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya

or We Are the World.



We'll practice trickledown economics and you can give trickle up poverty

your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our

name and our flag.
 

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I think with the three stooges in charge (Obama, Pelosi and Reid) we are already living in the loony bin. I don't see how it could get much loonier.
 

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It makes me feel better knowing I am not alone. It would be sad to be the last sane person in an insane world. I hate feeling like the last people did in the movie "Invasion of the Body Snatchers". With all the zombies walking around with their hands outstretched repeating over and over, "Obama, Obama, Obama".
 
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