[Tron]

This morning I received a call from a friend of mine and he said that his wife was at the local Walmart and saw some Federal shells on the shelf. Being that it's only a few miles from my home, I headed right over there. When I pulled into the parking lot, there was this family in a rusty mini van with 4H and Remington bumper stickers and I knew that I had to work fast. They were kind of slow to the draw because one the kids was in a wheelchair. Anyway, I got into the store, grabbed a cart and darted to the sporting goods department. Sure enough, there were 21 100 packs of Federals on the shelf that I in turn stuffed into my cart. Right when I was loading the last box, here comes the 4H family.

The mother said to me "would you mind letting us have a box or 2, we're trying to teach our boys the clay games." Well, I looked right at her and said, I'm sorry, but your boys need to learn life lessons like "you snooze, you lose" and "early bird gets the worm." Their mouths were agape, but I strolled that cart away with a sideways grin thinking about my good fortune. Then, it struck me. I felt terrible. I turned around and pulled a 2 for 1 McDonald's sausage with egg McMuffin coupon (it expired on February 28th, but Mickey D's may still honor it) out of my pocket and handed it to one of her boys and said "hey, breakfast is on me, no hard feelings." Their mouths were still agape, but I felt much better about myself.

This was a great score!!

 

[USSR]

Tron,

You have a strange sense of humor. I don't believe that story one bit.

Don

 

[Sims58]

Laughing!

 

[Sims58]

It probably was the same Wal-mart where he was telling our friends to ask for Mike Hunt a few weeks (4/1) ago.

 

[CharlieAMA]

LOL, Did you have your crown on?

 

[benny r. lawrence]

This morning I received a call from a friend of mine and he said that his wife was at the local Walmart and saw some Federal shells on the shelf. Being that it's only a few miles from my home, I headed right over there. When I pulled into the parking lot, there was this family in a rusty mini van with 4H and Remington bumper stickers and I knew that I had to work fast. They were kind of slow to the draw because one the kids was in a wheel chair. Anyway, I got into the store, grabbed a cart and darted to the sporting goods department. Sure enough, there were 21 100 packs of Federals on the shelf that I in turn stuffed into my cart. Right when I was loading the last box, here comes the 4H family.

The mother said to me "would you mind letting us have a box or 2, we're trying to teach our boys the clay games." Well, I looked right at her and said, I'm sorry, but your boys need to learn life lessons like "you snooze you lose" and "early bird gets the worm." Their mouths were agape, but I strolled that cart away with a sideways grin thinking about my good fortune. Then, it struck me. I felt terrible. I turned around and pulled a 2 for 1 McDonald's sausage with egg McMuffin coupon (it expired on February 28th, but Mickey D's may still honor it) out of my pocket and handed it to one of her boys and said "hey, breakfast is on me, no hard feelings." Their mouths were still agape, but I felt much better about myself.

This was a great score!!

You’re so full I crap I bet even your breath stinks.😎🤔😏🤣

 

[Tron]

“You’re.”

 

[HSLDS]

Bad night last night, oh 'ammo-monster?'

 

[benny r. lawrence]

“You’re.”
[/QUOTE
I fixed just for you but you’re still full of it .

 

[rj101]

wheelchair

 

[Tron]

You’re dyslexic. Read it again, this time slowly.

 

[benny r. lawrence]

You’re dyslexic. Read it again, this time slowly.

As a matter of fact I am dyslexic, been that way all my life so you see I have a good excuse do you ?

 

[hunter44]

The part about the wheelchair was a little much, even for Tron!

 

[Tron]

The part about the wheelchair was a little much, even for Thon!

Who’s “Thon?”

 

[GrandpasArms]

 

[maccrazy2]

Who’s “Thon?”

He has a speech impediment

 

[smokestick682's]

 

[RobertCalca]

This morning I received a call from a friend of mine and he said that his wife was at the local Walmart and saw some Federal shells on the shelf. Being that it's only a few miles from my home, I headed right over there. When I pulled into the parking lot, there was this family in a rusty mini van with 4H and Remington bumper stickers and I knew that I had to work fast. They were kind of slow to the draw because one the kids was in a wheelchair. Anyway, I got into the store, grabbed a cart and darted to the sporting goods department. Sure enough, there were 21 100 packs of Federals on the shelf that I in turn stuffed into my cart. Right when I was loading the last box, here comes the 4H family.

The mother said to me "would you mind letting us have a box or 2, we're trying to teach our boys the clay games." Well, I looked right at her and said, I'm sorry, but your boys need to learn life lessons like "you snooze, you lose" and "early bird gets the worm." Their mouths were agape, but I strolled that cart away with a sideways grin thinking about my good fortune. Then, it struck me. I felt terrible. I turned around and pulled a 2 for 1 McDonald's sausage with egg McMuffin coupon (it expired on February 28th, but Mickey D's may still honor it) out of my pocket and handed it to one of her boys and said "hey, breakfast is on me, no hard feelings." Their mouths were still agape, but I felt much better about myself.

This was a great score!!

I hope they blow your gun up.

 

[handlepuller]

Thon is far two generus to hog them all like that. I bet he only bought 20 of them.

I did just score 10 boxes of super handicaps at Walmart for $84. Added a Hostess apple pie for a buck and I was out the door.

 

[blackandgold]

This morning I received a call from a friend of mine and he said that his wife was at the local Walmart and saw some Federal shells on the shelf. Being that it's only a few miles from my home, I headed right over there. When I pulled into the parking lot, there was this family in a rusty mini van with 4H and Remington bumper stickers and I knew that I had to work fast. They were kind of slow to the draw because one the kids was in a wheelchair. Anyway, I got into the store, grabbed a cart and darted to the sporting goods department. Sure enough, there were 21 100 packs of Federals on the shelf that I in turn stuffed into my cart. Right when I was loading the last box, here comes the 4H family.

The mother said to me "would you mind letting us have a box or 2, we're trying to teach our boys the clay games." Well, I looked right at her and said, I'm sorry, but your boys need to learn life lessons like "you snooze, you lose" and "early bird gets the worm." Their mouths were agape, but I strolled that cart away with a sideways grin thinking about my good fortune. Then, it struck me. I felt terrible. I turned around and pulled a 2 for 1 McDonald's sausage with egg McMuffin coupon (it expired on February 28th, but Mickey D's may still honor it) out of my pocket and handed it to one of her boys and said "hey, breakfast is on me, no hard feelings." Their mouths were still agape, but I felt much better about myself.

This was a great score!!

Tron, you've outdone yourself. This is truly beautiful poetry and I'm only saddened that it may not be true. +5 points if it actually happened.