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> Think before you speak...


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> Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
> The last one is great!
> Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the testimonials of a few people who did....


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> FIRST TESTIMONY:
> I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
> And asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?'
> I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...
> He knew better.


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> SECOND TESTIMONY:
> I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
> I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
> After browsing for several minutes,
> I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store.
> He asked if he could help me.
> Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls'


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> THIRD TESTIMONY:
> My sister and I were at the mall and
> passed by a store that sold a
> variety of candy and nuts.
> As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
> I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.'
> My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
> To this day, my sister has never let me forget.


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> FOURTH TESTIMONY :
> While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
> and annoyance from other patrons.
> I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
> The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
> I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow the last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.


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> FIFTH TESTIMONY:
> Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch, in betwe en errands it was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No' .
> I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.' Then I said,
> 'Danny, are you SU R E you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied.
> I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks And yelled
> 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FA R TS!!'
> While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing,
> He calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


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> LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
> This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
> And a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any! We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't,
> turned to the weatherman and asked:
> 'So Bob , where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?'
> Not only did HE have to leave the set,
> But half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!


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> Now, didn't that feel good?
> Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh and remember
> we all say things we don't really mean, so think before you speak!!!!!
 
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