If there was...
We'd all shoot a Perazzi.
We'd all hit the ball as far as Tiger.
We'd all make 2 Million bucks a year.
We'd all live to be 110 years old.
We'd all be in perfect health.
We'd all be conservatives.
We'd all be WASPs.
We'd all be able to run 1000 anytime we wanted.
We'd all be married to a girl that was deaf and dumb and oversexed and owned a whisky store.
We'd all drive Porsches.
We'd all be able to dance.
We'd all have a lot more in common with John Dillinger.
We'd all have a girlfriend who was hot for our body.
Ya see? There just ain't no such thing as equality.
Oh well, gotta go. The Old B & C wants to grab a QP with C on our way to Wally-World. Hey, what the heck, it's Christmas!
We'd all shoot a Perazzi.
We'd all hit the ball as far as Tiger.
We'd all make 2 Million bucks a year.
We'd all live to be 110 years old.
We'd all be in perfect health.
We'd all be conservatives.
We'd all be WASPs.
We'd all be able to run 1000 anytime we wanted.
We'd all be married to a girl that was deaf and dumb and oversexed and owned a whisky store.
We'd all drive Porsches.
We'd all be able to dance.
We'd all have a lot more in common with John Dillinger.
We'd all have a girlfriend who was hot for our body.
Ya see? There just ain't no such thing as equality.
Oh well, gotta go. The Old B & C wants to grab a QP with C on our way to Wally-World. Hey, what the heck, it's Christmas!