The Twelve Days of Obamacare

Brian in Oregon · Jan 4, 2014

The Twelve Days of ObamaCare 
(A non-sectarian holiday carol.)

On the first day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the second day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the third day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the fourth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the fifth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Five cancelled policies! 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the sixth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Six unneeded coverages, 
Five cancelled policies, 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the seventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Seven scammers to hack me, 
Six unneeded coverages, 
Five cancelled policies, 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the eighth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Eight phone reps dithering, 
Seven scammers to hack me, 
Six unneeded coverages, 
Five cancelled policies, 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the ninth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Nine journ0lists bloviating, 
Eight phone reps dithering, 
Seven scammers to hack me, 
Six unneeded coverages, 
Five cancelled policies, 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the tenth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Ten dems a-dodging, 
Nine journ0lists bloviating, 
Eight phone reps dithering, 
Seven scammers to hack me, 
Six unneeded coverages, 
Five cancelled policies, 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the eleventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Eleven million regulations, 
Ten dem pols a-dodging, 
Nine journ0lists a-bloviating, 
Eight phone reps dithering, 
Seven scammers to hack me, 
Six unneeded coverages, 
Five cancelled policies, 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

On the twelfth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me 
Twelve thousand excuses, 
Eleven million regulations, 
Ten dems a-dodging, 
Nine journ0lists bloviating, 
Eight phone reps dithering, 
Seven scammers to hack me, 
Six unneeded coverages, 
Five cancelled policies, 
Four times the deductible, 
Three times the premium, 
Two weeks of typing and 
A website that crashed constantly!

The Twelve Days of Obamacare

Brian in Oregon

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