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The Twelve Days of ObamaCare<br>
(A non-sectarian holiday carol.)

On the first day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the second day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the third day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the fourth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the fifth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Five cancelled policies!<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the sixth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Six unneeded coverages,<br>
Five cancelled policies,<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the seventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Seven scammers to hack me,<br>
Six unneeded coverages,<br>
Five cancelled policies,<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the eighth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Eight phone reps dithering,<br>
Seven scammers to hack me,<br>
Six unneeded coverages,<br>
Five cancelled policies,<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the ninth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Nine journ0lists bloviating,<br>
Eight phone reps dithering,<br>
Seven scammers to hack me,<br>
Six unneeded coverages,<br>
Five cancelled policies,<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the tenth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Ten dems a-dodging,<br>
Nine journ0lists bloviating,<br>
Eight phone reps dithering,<br>
Seven scammers to hack me,<br>
Six unneeded coverages,<br>
Five cancelled policies,<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the eleventh day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Eleven million regulations,<br>
Ten dem pols a-dodging,<br>
Nine journ0lists a-bloviating,<br>
Eight phone reps dithering,<br>
Seven scammers to hack me,<br>
Six unneeded coverages,<br>
Five cancelled policies,<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!

On the twelfth day of ObamaCare, Dear Leader gave to me<br>
Twelve thousand excuses,<br>
Eleven million regulations,<br>
Ten dems a-dodging,<br>
Nine journ0lists bloviating,<br>
Eight phone reps dithering,<br>
Seven scammers to hack me,<br>
Six unneeded coverages,<br>
Five cancelled policies,<br>
Four times the deductible,<br>
Three times the premium,<br>
Two weeks of typing and<br>
A website that crashed constantly!
 
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