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Yes, it is tongue in cheek and totally off topic but ...
There was a feller joking about Laphroaig Single Malt. He claimed he was going to consume 3 drams of the nectar. I tell him it is a stone blasphemy. When tasting of the Nectar one must remember that as he sips and enjoys that first drap the alcohol numbs his taste buds to the point that the second and subsequent draps are wasted. Their heaven is stolen by the first taste. So the answer is to buy a second and larger capacity of some second tier Scots Whiskey like Johnny Walker Red so that the memory of the Laphroaig isn't sullied and lost by the taset buds that can't remember anyway.
Don T
There was a feller joking about Laphroaig Single Malt. He claimed he was going to consume 3 drams of the nectar. I tell him it is a stone blasphemy. When tasting of the Nectar one must remember that as he sips and enjoys that first drap the alcohol numbs his taste buds to the point that the second and subsequent draps are wasted. Their heaven is stolen by the first taste. So the answer is to buy a second and larger capacity of some second tier Scots Whiskey like Johnny Walker Red so that the memory of the Laphroaig isn't sullied and lost by the taset buds that can't remember anyway.
Don T