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Sometimes you just have to take a stand. Enough is enough! The insults and innuendos have reached a tipping point. We at Bi-Star have suffered in silence long enough. Today the chickens come home to roost.
No other brand of firearm has suffered the continuous and slanderous rhetoric directed at Bi-Star. Well, maybe that brand that Hopper used to shoot, but that's a different story. We are fed up! We're not going to take it any longer. We will put an end to this travesty once and for all. We issue the Bi-Star Challenge to each and everyone of you pinko commie bedwetters.
Team Bi-Star will take on all comers in a cage match. We have the cage set up in OKIE'S garage. We wanted to set it up in Hoppers outbuilding but OKIE wouldn't come to Ohio so we made him host the event. We asked Senior Smoke to be the guest referee but Hopper pointed out that he would be unable to climb into the ring without getting dizzy so we rescinded invitation. We have reached out to OSOKIL to fill this opening but have not heard back yet as of the time of this writing.
Team Bi-Star understands the restraints regarding travel at this time so we will postpone the event until the big Missouri Fall Shoot. And after we are finished taking you apart in the cage, our squad will kick your ass on the trap line as well.
Are you girly men up to the challenge?
If you think you and your squad have what it takes contact DukeFan via PM to reserve one of the openings.
No other brand of firearm has suffered the continuous and slanderous rhetoric directed at Bi-Star. Well, maybe that brand that Hopper used to shoot, but that's a different story. We are fed up! We're not going to take it any longer. We will put an end to this travesty once and for all. We issue the Bi-Star Challenge to each and everyone of you pinko commie bedwetters.
Team Bi-Star will take on all comers in a cage match. We have the cage set up in OKIE'S garage. We wanted to set it up in Hoppers outbuilding but OKIE wouldn't come to Ohio so we made him host the event. We asked Senior Smoke to be the guest referee but Hopper pointed out that he would be unable to climb into the ring without getting dizzy so we rescinded invitation. We have reached out to OSOKIL to fill this opening but have not heard back yet as of the time of this writing.
Team Bi-Star understands the restraints regarding travel at this time so we will postpone the event until the big Missouri Fall Shoot. And after we are finished taking you apart in the cage, our squad will kick your ass on the trap line as well.
Are you girly men up to the challenge?
If you think you and your squad have what it takes contact DukeFan via PM to reserve one of the openings.