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'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf
one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy,
isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied,
'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in,
'So am I. Let's have a beer.'



A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a
nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of
her nightgown and say 'Supersex.' She walked up to
an elderly man in a wheelchair.. Flipping her gown at him,
she said, 'Supersex...' He sat silently for a moment
or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the soup.'

 

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Reminds me of the time at the Olive Garden dining with some friends. Waitress asked me, "You want the soup or salad." I cleverly replied, "Yes, I'll take the Super Salad." Wondered why everyone looked at me weird.

Bob Falfa
 

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Nursing home lady announces in the cafeteria: "If you can guess what I have hidden in my hand you can have sex with me".

Guy called out from the back of the room: "it's an elephant". She replied: "Close enough!"

Dusty
 
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