Rick, due to your good fortune, I thought this would be a good time to hit you up for a contribution to the Ammmo222 Trapshooting Fund. Also known as ATF. (You know you can trust anything under the ATF label. (Even the POTUS says the ATF is a good and trustworthy organization.) I would appreciate receiving this contribution soon because I have a new K-80 Combo in mind. Would a contribution of $5,000 be too much to ask? I'm sure it would give you a warm and fuzzy feeling knowing you have made a very generous contribution to my Trapshooting Fund. A very worthwhile cause (in my opinion).
I will give you my Nigerian address to forward the funds to but would appreciate getting it in cash since bank fees to cash foreign cheques are a bi..h. Trusting this meets with your approval and want to extend my appreciation in advance

gdr