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DEMOCRAT!!!



A man suffered a massive heart attack . The family drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait , the E.R. Doctor appeared , wearing his scrubs and a long face. Sadly, he said, " I'm afraid he is brain - dead , but his heart is still beating."

" Oh, Dear God," cried his wife , her hands clasped against her face with shock !!!

" We've never had a Democrat in the family before !"
 

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Remember when Ronald Reagan was president?
At that time, we also had Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
Now, we have Obama and no hope and no cash.
 

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If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.




If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.


If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.


If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.


If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.


If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
 

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The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think
25 to life would be appropriate.





What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?


A fund raiser.



What's the difference
between Obama's cabinet
and a penitentiary?


One is filled with tax evaders,
blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for
housing prisoners.



If Nancy Pelosi
and Obama were
on a boat in the middle
of the ocean
and it started to sink,
who would be saved?


America!
 
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