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A black kid asks his mother, "Mama, what is Socialism and what is Racism?"

"Well son, Socialism is when white folks work every day so we can get all our benefits, you know, like free cell phones for each family member, rent subsidy, food stamps, EMC, free healthcare, utility subsidy, free computers and internet connection, free food, free clothing, free gifts at Christmas, & on & on, you know? That's Socialism."

"But Mama, don't the white people get pissed off about that?"

"Well, sure they do, Son. That's called racism."
 

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Needs an edit. Change the third word in the reply to match the last word. Otherwise, I must be a racist.

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Don,

Thank you for the editing. I was just looking back at some out threads, found your edit, realized I had made a boo-boo, and fixed it.

Again, thanks!

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N.P. Grin.

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Careful guys, you're going to offend 548

Jeff ain't a bad guy just needs a decent education is all. My researches have tended to validate my family traditional values. I can't abide a racist, no matter his disguise, or the socialism/progressive ideal as forced on us by the likes of Woody Wilson ( Federal Reserve bank, League of Nations, Eugenics ) and FDR's 'New Deal' which forced my family to pour milk in pits in the field and slaughter and bury hogs instead of let starving people work half a day for a half hog and a couple galons of milk. Jeff comes from many-soda where they elect failed comedians as Senators and are the only State to vote for the socialist Mondale in 1984 ( http://conservatives4palin.com/2012...tml/reagan-mondale-1984-electoral-college-map )

Maybe, given time, Jeff will learn that what he has been taught is ONLY valid in many-soda and marginally valid even there.

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Yeah Jeff is a pretty good ol boy, he is just around too many Norwegians LOL
 

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Yeah Jeff is a pretty good ol boy, he is just around too many Norwegians LOL
Wait, what?

I've suffered through a lot of lutefisk and lefsa at Christmas.
 

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I'm not going to ask what that is.
 

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I'm not going to ask what that is.
You don't want to know, just think of the grossest chit you have tasted and the seasoning is butter
 

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I'm surprised 221 hasn't opined yet.
 

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I'm not going to ask what that is.
It's cod that been soaked in lye until it's a tasteless, semi-transparent, gelatinous mess - basically fish jello - that's served on equally tasteless unleavened flat bread that reminds one of buttered cardboard.

It's a Norwegian delicacy.

Now you know why the vikings left home to plunder and pillage. I wouldn't want to stick around and eat that crap either.
 

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Yuch! Thanks Brian. Shit on a Shingle sounds better than that.
 

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It's cod that been soaked in lye until it's a tasteless, semi-transparent, gelatinous mess - basically fish jello - that's served on equally tasteless unleavened flat bread that reminds one of buttered cardboard.

It's a Norwegian delicacy.

Now you know why the vikings left home to plunder and pillage. I wouldn't want to stick around and eat that crap either.
It ain't the just the Norwegians that eat it so do Swedes, my whole family if from there, and we had to suffer through it every Christmas
 

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Half Swedish here (other half is Italian - go figure) and I HATE fish.

Christmas was always a painful culinary process for me. More avoidance than anything else...
 

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Half Swedish here (other half is Italian - go figure) and I HATE fish.

Christmas was always a painful culinary process for me. More avoidance than anything else...
I still like catfish, crappie or blue gill fillets from the fish in our pond, but not many other places

Between the ludefisk and the way the Thais ruined fish it pretty much did it in for me for many years, but since all those were 40 some years ago I am over it pretty much
 
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