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My Grandfather used to have a plaque hanging on the wall of his service station business. It read:

"Vy izz der zo manny mor orzzes asses dan der iz orzzes ? "

Our family tree has a lot of German in it. I used to think I would have to learn to read German before I could understand it. A few years later, without any German language education, it became clear to me !

Anyone else have any favorite sayings or euphemisms they recall from their past ?

The above seems to be more true now than ever before !
 

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My Grandaddy, regarding a Democrat: "He's so stupid He can't pour piss out of a boot, when the instructions are printed on the heel."

Reminisce the Bama supporters on THE LIST.
 

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THE LIST of Nit-wits

(No Pictures they're busy hiding behind their keyboards.)



Flincher100

Hunter44

dwain

likes to spout-Union Guy- BILL:( I vote for whomever the UNION says to vote for..

duuuuhaub - DITTO to the above.

Trappy 12

nipper

doggai

Trapshooter 421

Jerry944T

sgb1100

Fearlessfain

Mr Newbius

CharlesK80

CharlesR1100

Goose 2

Jakeroo

Ishmah

Their cop-out "I didn't vote for him"
 

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George gave us a good one with "Mission Accomplished" didn't he? I hope that Barack doesn't have to try to give us one like it. The economy that is in fine shape is going to take a long time to get back to normal. I hope it's not to big a job for two terms as president. Lets hope we can get back to our feet and start to get it together before that happens. Dan
 

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Uh,,you know,,uh,,uh,,you know,,uh,,uh,,you know.

B.O.
 

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On complainers: He'd bitch if he were hung with a new rope and it broke.

On reticent fellows: That guy wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful.

On erectile dysfunction: Like trying to play pool with a rope.

Nervous as a whore in church.

Nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
 

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"They say....."<br>
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Who the hell is "they"?
 
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