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Pounded neighbor lady's beaver

Discussion in 'Hunting' started by murphranch, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. BENCHREST

    BENCHREST Well-Known Member

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    I know, but I can't say. It's called a Stremmel. I am sure that Beaver skin is more water repellant, maybe we could go into business selling them?
     
  2. Larry C.

    Larry C. Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    That shines with this child
     
  3. HSLDS

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    Murph, Murph, Murph,

    My son - you have been missing out...

    Had you saved all those beavers you pounded, properly 'de-furred' them and frozen them you could have sold them to our Catholic friends these last few weeks - turns out that not only can they pound beaver, but on Fridays they can eat it too...

    Let's plan for next year.


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  4. HSLDS

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    A general question thrown out to all.

    Would you

    1) pound it

    2) shave it

    3) pet it

    4) eat it

    5) ask to use her razor to trim your 'bits'

    6)any and all of the above

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  5. murphranch

    murphranch Well-Known Member

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    #5


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    Going with #6 could take all day
     
  7. murphranch

    murphranch Well-Known Member

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    That wouldn’t be such a bad thing though.


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    This has to be the best title ever.
     
  9. HSLDS

    HSLDS Well-Known Member

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    OK Murph,

    I've done some research and it appears that:

    1) The thing you have been pounding may not be a 'beaver' but others may have ben pounding 'Uranus.'

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    2) Beavers have rebelled and have asked to be called by their P/C name - see below


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  10. Proofdoubles

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    Prepared properly they taste like roast beef.
     
  11. HSLDS

    HSLDS Well-Known Member

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    Hey Murph,

    Gotta ask - does the widow next door have any kids??

    Inquiring minds want to know...

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  12. murphranch

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    Damnit, you got some kind of insight, mental telepathy or actual live here around me & are undercover cause she has 2 daughters that could eat apples through a picket fence. The worst buck teeth you ever seen.


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  13. HSLDS

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    Nope - just a really, really twisted, F'd up sense of humor.

    They tell me my head is in the gutter - I respond - 'not my fault - it's attached to my body...'
     
  14. HSLDS

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  15. Col. Bat Guacamole

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    Pounding my neighbors beaver got me in divorce court.
     
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  16. murphranch

    murphranch Well-Known Member

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    Was during season and did you have a current license?

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  17. HSLDS

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  18. mgclark7

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    One should always be willing to help your neighbor.
     
  19. rgcoffey1806

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    Thats a funny story!!
     
  20. hoobilly

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    thats hilarious!
     
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