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Pounded neighbor lady's beaver

Discussion in 'Hunting' started by murphranch, Jan 2, 2019.

  1. HSLDS

    HSLDS Well-Known Member

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    Not at all.

    Especially in my younger days they enjoyed being petted (they still do today) - albeit that was mostly the 'catch and release' portion of my life.
     
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  2. BENCHREST

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    Shooting Sailor, once you get passed the smell.............
    Slayer, you have to keep them in line, pimping ain't easy.
    Flyn living here, I have only seen those animals in a museum. Other than the fur and bait what else can you use them for, I have seen rats almost that size in the NYC subways. Looks like you could put a little lead in them tails and sell them as slappers.
    Cougars, I have dealt with them before I got married. Don't piss them off!
    Murph, if you are elbow deep in beaver looks to me that you need some help. Some of them older ones need a little more attention... Joe
     
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  3. BENCHREST

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    They sell a drug for that, its called Roofies..
     
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  4. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    As a young child, I never ever wanted a pet beaver.

    But as I grew older, I could not get enough contact with them.

    But alas, I was beaver deprived.

    My Mother once told me............Larry, you've got to stay away from those girls.

    I said I could not do that.

    My Mother asked, "just why I could not stay away from them."

    I told her, "Mom, I was deprived as a teenager". (True story)

    Hauxfan!
     
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  5. slw_stdy_sqz

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    Title game is on point!

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  6. bigdiamond

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    If you pet them right they always wiggle. They just can't hold still. They can be pretty wet too.
     
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    Ive been putting off reading this thread because I knew it couldn't be anywhere as good as I imagined. Was I wrong!!!!!
     
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  9. HSLDS

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    I have it on good authority that this is a 'post pounding' photo of Murph and the neighbor lady...

    He is so kind - sharing a drink and a cigarette with her.


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  10. Brent Paulus

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    I gotta say, looking at that picture. Murph, You sure have a way with "BIG" Beavers.
     
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  11. FlynLiver

    FlynLiver Well-Known Member Verified Youth Coach/Director

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  12. HSLDS

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    There's a secure man - letting the lady drive while he drinks a beer (I'd be afraid she'd hit a bump and make me spill my beer).
     
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  16. Mots

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    Great Job
     
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    Nice funny article thanks for sharing about making the hats.
     
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    Margaritas or tequila seems to work pretty good from what l have seen depending on their taste. Always have my apple pie as back up JIC!!!
     
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  19. BENCHREST

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    Murph can you make me one of these hats out of beaver fur? When I go and visit the gang in Brooklyn, I will fit in..............
     
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  20. murphranch

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    That's quite the furbogan. Wonder what its made of.

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