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<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><i><span style='font-size:
36.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:purple'>THIS KIND
OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY! </span></i>
<span
style='font-size:14.0pt;font-family:Arial;color:blue'><br>
</span><span style='font-size:36.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial;color:blue'><br>
</span><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial;color:red'>We Must Stop This Immediately!</span>
<span
style='font-size:7.5pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'> <br>
</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial;color:#010101'>Have you noticed that stairs are getting </span><span
class=GramE><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial;color:red'>steeper</span></i>
<i><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
font-family:Arial;color:blue'> </span></i>
<span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'>.</span></span><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> Groceries are </span><span class=GramE><i><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'>heavier</span></i>
<span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:
Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> .</span></span><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> And, everything is </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>farther</span></i>
<span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was
dumbfounded to discover how </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>long</span></i>
<span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> our street has become! This extension work was apparently
done at <span class=GramE>night !!</span> Very sneaky stuff<span
class=GramE>..</span> <br>
<br>
And, you know, people are less considerate now,
especially the youngsters. They speak in </span><i><span style='font-size:
18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>whispers</span></i>
<span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep
repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same </span><i><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'>silent message</span></i>
<span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> until they<st1:personName
w:st="on">'</st1:personName>re red in the face! What do they think I <span
class=GramE>am,</span> a lip reader?</span><span style='font-family:Verdana;
mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> <br>
<br>
</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'>I also think they
are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own
age are so much </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>older</span></i>
<span
style='font-family:Arial;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'>than I am. I ran
into an old friend the other day, and she has aged so much that she </span><i><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'>didn<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>t even recognize</span></i>
<span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> me.</span>
<span style='font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial;color:#010101'> </span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'><br>
<br>
I got to thinking about the poor dear while
I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own
reflection ........Well, REALLY NOW- </span><i><span style='font-size:
18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>even mirrors</span></i>
<span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> <span style='FONT-: 18pt'>are not made the way they used to be!
<br>
</span><span style='font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'><br>
</span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial;color:#010101'> Another thing, everyone drives so</span><span
style='font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> </span></span><i><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'>fast</span></i>
<span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> these days! You<st1:personName
w:st="on">'</st1:personName>re risking life and limb if you happen to pull onto
the freeway in front of them<span class=GramE>..</span> All I can say is<span
class=GramE>,</span> their brakes must wear out awfully fast, the way I see
them </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
Arial;color:red'>screech and swerve</span></i>
<span style='font-size:10.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> </span><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'>in my rear view mirror.<br>
<br>
Clothing manufacturers are </span><i><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'>less civilized</span></i>
<span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> these days.
Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 32 pair of pants a 42,
or medium shirt as <st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>extra large?
Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the
waist, hips, thighs, and neck? <br>
<br>
The people who make </span><i><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'>bathroom scales </span></i>
<span style='font-size:18.0pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'><SP style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #010101; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" AN>are
pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually
"believe" the number I see on that dial? <span class=GramE>Heck
!</span> I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do
these people think they<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>re fooling? <br>
<br>
I<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>d
like to call up someone in authority to report what<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>s
going on -- but the </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:
Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>telephone company</span></i>
<span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> is in on the conspiracy too: they<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>ve
printed the phone books in such </span><span style='font-size:7.5pt;
font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>small</span>
<span
style='font-size:7.5pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'> </span><span style='font-size:7.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'>type</span>
<span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> that no one could ever find a number in there! <br>
<br>
All I can do is <span class=GramE>pass</span>
along this warning: </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>We are under attack!</span></i><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:#010101'> Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone
will have to suffer these awful indignities. </span><span
style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
color:red'> PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE
CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED! <br>
<br>
PS: I am sending this to you in a <i>larger
font size</i>, because something has caused my computer<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>s
regular fonts to be smaller than they once were. (They must be sneaking
to my house and messing around with my computer. Probably CIA<span
class=GramE>....!!!)</span> Pretty scary stuff huh? </span><span
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Curvy,

I must add that someone is sneaking into my house at night and surgically shortening my arms as I cannot get things I read at the proper distance anymore. I talked to my optometrist the other day and he confirmed it by telling me that I now have the "Short Arm Disease". Wait a minute, maybe he is involved so he can sell me a pair of glasses.

Now I'm really upset!!!!!

P.S. Did you hear that White Flyer no longer makes any targets other than the 60mm Mini?
 

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"Since I turned 40 (27 years ago) I spend half my time going to the bathroom and the other half trying to remember people's names...." Anonymous
 

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Somebody has been sneaking into my house at night and shortening something else....... oh sorry... it's cold outside.


ha ha Jerbear
 
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