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Medical Distinction.....

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in instant death.....
 

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I had a friend when coming home late and knew he was going to be in trouble would come home drunk most of the time would not try to sneak in the house but come in and bang the door and say "WHO WANTS TO F*&$". Well the wife would just stay in bed and act like she is a sleep. He would go in to the bedroom again saying what he said but did not get an answer. Well then I guess I will go to sleep if no one wants to f*&%. He never had a problem when he got home late drunk.
 
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