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Medical Distinction.....

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you
really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you
informed, the definition for each is listed below...

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both
ultimately result in instant death.....
 

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this also helps with clarifying what "gutted" and "castrated" mean

Hell hath no fury like a woman with your favorite filleting knife
 

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His wife should tell him to be home promptly after work every evening, for there will be wild, passionate love-making every night at that time.

Whether he is there or not...
 

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Ya know recurvyarcher has it right sure would drop the devorce rate.
Would also make for much happier and satisfied world.
Don
 

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I definetly will never have a future problem in coming home promptly, once the workday is finished! Maybe I will have to just find a part_time job :-}
 

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Pheasantmaster....

You're going to have to work full time. Your woman shoots - and that's a pricey hobby. Plus you might need to get some rest at the office.
 

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True advice coming from a man with guts, balls and assumedly no wife!

Monday will be 30yrs of wedded bliss. That’s all I have permission to say.
 

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jeff p, I'm just a dumb_ole_country boy and sure don't have enough smarts to make the kind of money it will take and as such I'm now playing the "lottery"!
 

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I had a friend when coming home late and knew he was going to be in trouble would come home drunk most of the time would not try to sneak in the house but come in and bang the door and say "WHO WANTS TO F*&$". Well the wife would just stay in bed and act like she is a sleep. He would go in to the bedroom again saying what he said but did not get an answer. Well then I guess I will go to sleep if no one wants to f*&%. He never had a problem when he got home late drunk.
 
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