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The scary part is I can relate to a lot of those

I remember when I was young, I wanted to be older, man that was a dumb plan
 
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That was great. Charlie
 

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Oh man, I had a case of googleheimer's yesterday.
 

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MY PRIVATE PARTS DIED


An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,


"Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace.
"My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."


Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace.
Please accept my condolences."


The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with
his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.


He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be
walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part
back inside your pajamas."


"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you
yesterday that my Private Part died.


"Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it
hanging out of your pajamas?"


(You've gotta love this ....)


"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."
 

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A man visited his Father who was just placed in a retirement home.

As they sat on the front porch talking, an aid was sitting beside him.

During their conversation, several times he slowly started tipping frontwards, and each time, the aid would gently straighten him up in his chair.

His son asked him how he liked the place after about two weeks.

He said, "Well, the food is ok, and my room is nice, but every time I want to lean up and pass gas, this b&#@h shoves me back!"
 

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I would like to take this opportunity to wish everyone A Very Merry Christmas and A Most Excellent New Year...


I would also like to thank everyone who has commented on my threads and have told me how much they have enjoyed looking at them...


I have made a lot of new friends, this year and I am looking forward to making many more friends this up coming year...


Thanks,


Stu


Stu Gabriel (MrGun)
 

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Had a friend tell me to zip up once after coming out of the toilet. He told me I was getting old and forgetful. Then he goes on to say that "You know you are older than hell when you go to the toilet and forget to zip down." I agree with that. Dan
 

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That's scary Stu, I seem to relate to most ALL of those. Yes, Very Scary.

Went to the club yesterday. Loaded the truck with, 1 Range Bag, 1 Flat of shells, I Gun & Gun Case.
Arrived at the club and unloaded truck, placed newly purchased 12ga 1100 in gun rack.
Proceeded to tell y shooting buddies what a Great gun that 12 ga was. Buddy says let's see it. So I says it's in the gun rack. He replies which rack. That one over there I says. Well since there was only one 1100 in the rack. He holds it up and says you mean this Little thing here. Yep I says. Turns out I picked up the wrong case and brought my Little 1100 20ga. So, with nothing but 12 ga shells. I ended up buying shells from the club. But, I found out this is but only one thing that shooters foul up. So by the stories that I heard, I guess I have some wiggle room for the remaining 20 some Memory Related Short Comings. Oh, ain't it something to be getting Old.
Brent
 
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