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I want to hear what every other guy hears the same thing from there wife/girlfriend.

I dont know how many times ive heard:

Honey are you going to shoot again tomight. Thats 3 times this week.

Honey seriously reloading on Christmas Day.

Honey you have more crap from gamaliel, 3 boxes. This ones heavy.

When are we going to spend time together?

When did you buy that gun?

Can you clean all the shells off the dresser.

Honey im getting sick and tired of all the shotgun shells laying out we have a nephew.

Its getting cold out guess you cant shoot tonight. (WRONG)

Honey do i have to help you reload shells.

Honey if you spent as much time with me as you did reloading i would be very happy.

These are some of the things i hear at least once a week. Anyone with me?
 

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Usually it is just the opposite in my house. After about 2 days at home my wife say" Jesus Christ, don't you have a shoot somewhere you can go to."

Mark Rounds
 

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All guns cost $300. Really.


(Well...yeah, there's some that cost more...but THOSE are all rip-offs and you NEVER buy those.)
 

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Honey there giving away $100,000 at the Grand . I got to practice. Next year is $300,000. That should keep me alive for another year.
 

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I get just the opposite, my wife shoots too. Due our work schedules, we shoot practice at different clubs during the week so we only shoot together on the weekends. Unfortunately she knows how much guns cost, all my friends tell her.

Mike
 

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You know i havnt used that one before. Ill have to try that. First ill have to tell het about the grand.
 

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I did buy my girlfriend a rem 1187 20ga but she still hasnt shot it. But ill just hold on to it. Its a heck of a rabbit gun. Nice field gun.
 

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Didn't you just get a new gun?

Whats wrong with the gun you just got?

I thought you reloaded, so why did you take money out for shells?
 

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I heard this one - "It's either me or shooting, you gotta make a decision"

Easiest choice I ever had to make. Some things are hard like "you want fries with that?"
 

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Sometimes they just dont understand. Hope she signed a prenupt and you got to keep your guns and reloading stuff.
 

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basically we are all married to the same woman, they jusy don't understand what's involved in our shootin and huntin sports my wifie dont't understand about tomorrow why i am going to set in a field most of the afternoon to shoot doves, or why anyone would want to shoot targets when the heat index is over a hundred
 

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"Hey, while you're down there loading shells, can you load up another 4 flats for me, too?"

"You got American Select for THAT price? Go back to the store and buy 2 more."

"Yeah, go ahead and buy it if it's a good price. If you don't like it, then I'll try it."

"Can you please be careful how you lay your gun down next to mine?"

"Why did you order THOSE kinds of ear plugs? I like the kind we had."

"Why do your Decot lenses not fit my Hy Wyds?"
 

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Evey once-in-a-while, my wife will buy an expensive piece of furniture. When I ask how much, she will say , How much do you spend shooting. That's the end of the conversation.
 
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