Didn't need the Bureau of Weights and Measures, Aloha. Simple. Where I come from we would call that a "30 axe handle" a$$.Th police in unison should have stood up and pointed their pistols at their heads when he said that! If my safety depended on that a=s hat I'd know I was f=cked. The only thing he has solved was to find out how big michelles's a-s really was thanks to the bureau of weights and measures.