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O/T: Tuesday morning Humor----Estate Planning

> A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed and
> said, 'I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs
> in order.'
>
> The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the
> waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
>
> 'Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and we celebrate
> when things don't go so well. In this case, things aren't well. I have
> cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini.'
>
> After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little less somber.
> There were some laughs and more martinis.
>
> They were eventually approached by some of the woman's old friends, who were
> curious as to what the two were celebrating.
>
> The woman told her friends they were drinking to her impending end. 'I've
> been diagnosed with AIDS.' The friends were aghast and gave the women
> their condolences.
>
> After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
> 'Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told your
> friends you were dying of AIDS.'
>
> The mother said, 'I don't want any of those bitches sleeping with your
> father after I'm gone.'
>
> Now that's 'Putting Your Affairs In Order'!
 
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