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> A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited
> to be seated, he noticed that the maitre d' was a robot. The robot clicked
> to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to
> converse with you until a table is ready, If you please."
>
> Intrigued, the man said, "OK."
>
> The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your
> IQ?"
>
> The man answered, "Oh, about 164."
>
> The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar
> space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc. The man was most
> impressed. The next day he returned, but thought he would try a different
> tack.
>
> The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered,
> "Oh, about 100".
>
> So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball
> scores, and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.
>
> The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.
>
> Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"
>
> This time the man drawled out, "Uh.....'bout 50."
>
> The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked,
>
> "A-r-e y-o-u-r p-e-o-p-l-e g-o-i-n-g t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"
 
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