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SIMPLE TRUTH 1
Partners help each other undress before sex.
However after sex, they always dress on their own.
Moral of the story:
In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the
stomach and saying "congrats".
But, none of them come and touch the man's penis
and say "Good job".
Moral of the story:
"Hard work is never appreciated”

No Underwear - Makes Sense to Me
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he
noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch in the rocking chair wearing
only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down.
'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out
in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without
answering.
'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with
nothing on below the waist?' he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
'Well....last week I sat out here with no shirt on
and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea.'
 

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Thanks Jack, those were good
 
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