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Simple home remedies:


1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold the vegetables while you chop.



2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by
using the sink.



3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use
a timer.



4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll
be afraid to cough.



6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.



7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.



Daily thought:


Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they
bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
 

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8. It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds.


9. Avoid eating in bars if you want to avoid gaining weight in the wrong places.


10. Never go back for seconds at a buffet... get it all the first time.
 
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