I went out and got me one of those new sport models with the fancy high beams. I’ve got my old wife tied up out in the backyard until she gets over the new one. I just don't have the heart to put her down!
Send her to me, I have an obedience school she can be retrained, I'll wipe her back in shape and have her fetching your slippers in a nice teddy in no time flat.
For a little extra I can train her to load you shells for you naked, after I WIPE her back into shape that is...lol
Nope, not a good idea. Not only will any thing you say be used against in a court of law, but what’s the point. I think it would be like losing an old hunting dog. Hunting just isn’t the same until you’ve spent considerable time training the replacement pup. I think I’ll stick with my well trained wife. March will be 30yrs and I’ve got her trained just the way she wants me. Or something like that.
Give her a divorce so she can end her life in peace and contentment, with her dignity and self-respect intact. You'd be surprised at the number of people over 70 who get divorces for exactly those reasons.
P.S. Think about it--why would a younger women want you? These days young women won't put up with the kind of attitudes demonstrated by some of you. We old broads were raised to put up with it, although we are getting smarter.