Now you too can enjoy the companionship of the "HAMMER" Imagine starting your day with your favorite shooter and a cup of delicious beverage. This offer is not available in stores but you must act now. While they last, you can own the legend himself for the paltry price of $239.95 plus s&h. Be the first on your block to drink with the Hammer! Not available in all states- side effects may include shortness of breath, gas, vomiting and the hershey squirts[I can't spell diarrhea]. If an erection lasts for more than four hours seek medical attention immediately.