The 15th will be a special day held just for the Literist. He's coming up from Missouri but they needed to make sure not to many people were around because his "girl friends" won't come out of the stock trailer unless there are no strangers around. There will be three events that day. Handicap from the 16, the way Denny likes them, thirty mile per hour, one hole singles, and thirty-five mile per hour doubles but you get three shots to hit the two targets and breaks on the ground count. I hear they are going to call it "make the state team day" for those that need targets.
I have two dog nappers waiting and ready to steal your current pooch. You'll have to buy ours to replace it. Dick, I'll contribute $100 towards the purchase of our dog if you buy it. Now how can you beat that?