[Sixshooter]

Normally I would not record the happenings of just two of the famous squads escapades, but this time I feel I must make an exception. Yes, the Piddler and the Prez are competing togeather in Florida at the Florida State shoot. The competition started Tuesday with the normal 100 of each. This format has continued through yesterday, Friday. During this span, the Piddler has been SHUT OUT against his shooting squadmate, The Prez. Fortunately for the Piddler, his formidable card playing skills were giving him a small taste of victory. Yesterday however, these skills appeared to be not really skills but rather, blind luck. The poor Pup couldn't even come out on top in his favorite card game, Gin Rummy.

We have placed The Piddler on suicide watch. His bedsheets have been removed, his knief has been taken away from him, and we have purchased him a pair of suspenders to replace his belt. We of course, had to get him something to hold up his pants. We found that after removing his belt, his pants fell down. This could have proved to be the final straw in the Piddlers weaked mental state. You must remember, The Piddlers friend and squadmate from Duluth is called the Big Dog, and not because he is tall. It appears the poor Piddler was not in the same line as the Big Dog when certain equipement was passed out.

Reporting from Florida, Dr. Mark Zauhar, Chief of Psychiatry, Odessa Medical Center

 

[Sixshooter]

I feel the need to correct a most serious error in my earlier report. I always check and recheck my sources for every entry of the Dog Squad escapades to insure accuracy. As an example, the report containing the Big Dogs past experience as a porno star, a Green Bay Packer, and a AWA wrestling hero was checked, rechecked, and verified before being published.

It turns out that my perfect record now has a blemish. It seems the Piddler actually has not been shut out at the Florida State shoot by his squadmate, The Prez. The Piddler actually managed a meager victory in a preliminary singles event, 98 to 97. That being said, it was all made irrelevant today anyway when the Piddler once again squeeked by the Prez, 199 to 198 in the championship singles. These were actually both good scores as only two shooters managed 200's today. The Piddler ended up in a shootoff for AA Open Champion. Unfortunately he performed in the shootoffs exactly as the Prez did last year at the Iowa State shoot. He missed the first target out!

The good news is the Piddler is now off suicide watch and has returned to normal, unsupervised activities. He was able to be left alone today and we expect him to be his normal quiet, unassuming self the rest of the week.

Reporting from the Silver Dollar, Mark, "I made my last mistake five years ago" Zauhar.

 

[Sixshooter]

It finally happened. The Prez was able to squash the Piddler in all of the days events. Up until today, the Piddler was able to manage just two one bird victorys over the Prez and two or three ties. The poor guy had fallen so far behind in the high over all, the Prez almost had to skip an event to make things even out a bit.

Today though, after mounting a Piddler like effort in the doubles, winning 94 to 93, the Prez went on to crush the poor Piddler, 100 to 92 in the caps. Not only did the Prez whip the Pup, he left him in a state of shock. It was so bad, we had to reinstate the suicide watch and fitted him for a straight jacket for his airplane ride back to the frozen tundra called Duluth. We weren't sure if it was the shock of the defeat or the realization that once again, as a result of the Prez's perfect century in the caps, the Piddler will have to shore the whiskers that adorn his muzzel.

The Prez being a kind hearted sort, offered the befuddled Piddler the choice of waiting until San Antonio and the Southwest Grand to shave his mustache. The Piddler decided that would be best as he could then have a week to grow it back before returning to the north woods.

Little does he know, the Big Dog is already planning the shaving. Rumor has it, he is bringing a straight edge and leather strap. He has selected the front plaza in front of the club house for the public shaving. That way we can all witness the process and have it recorded for the Dog Squad history books by the photographer who frequents the shoot. Yes, the Big Dog is relishing this opportunity for revenge. You see, it was the Piddler who leaked the story of the Big Dogs porno film past. Yes, the Dog is panting at the thought. The many fans of the Big Dag and his pack of hounds will have to wait until the start of the Southwestern Grand for the hair by hair conclusion to this barking story.

Reporting live from sunny and windy Florida, Mark Zauhar and his able assistant Lindsay Zauhar, the Lois Lane of the electric media.

 

[glenn mcleod]

Mark, Good shooting . Does this complete your Grand Slam? Glenn

 

[Sixshooter]

Unfortunately, the Prez needs the doubles. Last year he had that one slip away in Nebraska, missing the last bird in the Championship Doubles. The Piddler has pointed out to the Prez that he, the Piddler, has had his Doubles and Singles for more years then the Prez has had the Caps and the Singles. That one, doggone it, is true.

We'll see though, the Prez has been working hard on his doubles and plans a visit to see the Litterlist, famed coach of Doubles Boy himself. With help like that, the Prez will likely be soon barking up the right tree!