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Normally I would not record the happenings of just two of the famous squads escapades, but this time I feel I must make an exception. Yes, the Piddler and the Prez are competing togeather in Florida at the Florida State shoot. The competition started Tuesday with the normal 100 of each. This format has continued through yesterday, Friday. During this span, the Piddler has been SHUT OUT against his shooting squadmate, The Prez. Fortunately for the Piddler, his formidable card playing skills were giving him a small taste of victory. Yesterday however, these skills appeared to be not really skills but rather, blind luck. The poor Pup couldn't even come out on top in his favorite card game, Gin Rummy.
We have placed The Piddler on suicide watch. His bedsheets have been removed, his knief has been taken away from him, and we have purchased him a pair of suspenders to replace his belt. We of course, had to get him something to hold up his pants. We found that after removing his belt, his pants fell down. This could have proved to be the final straw in the Piddlers weaked mental state. You must remember, The Piddlers friend and squadmate from Duluth is called the Big Dog, and not because he is tall. It appears the poor Piddler was not in the same line as the Big Dog when certain equipement was passed out.
Reporting from Florida, Dr. Mark Zauhar, Chief of Psychiatry, Odessa Medical Center
We have placed The Piddler on suicide watch. His bedsheets have been removed, his knief has been taken away from him, and we have purchased him a pair of suspenders to replace his belt. We of course, had to get him something to hold up his pants. We found that after removing his belt, his pants fell down. This could have proved to be the final straw in the Piddlers weaked mental state. You must remember, The Piddlers friend and squadmate from Duluth is called the Big Dog, and not because he is tall. It appears the poor Piddler was not in the same line as the Big Dog when certain equipement was passed out.
Reporting from Florida, Dr. Mark Zauhar, Chief of Psychiatry, Odessa Medical Center