If you don`t like to sweat when you shoot then you sure as hell won`t like Linn Creek in July or August . It can be one hot-humid-hell on earth .Then you need to factor in all the motels and restaurants are mobbed during tourist season.Didn't want to sound like it's over, it's just starting. I sure like shooting when I'm not pouring sweat!
You have a lot of anger issues.Maybe you should introduce your wife to some of the other wives. In the last 10 years my wife and others have found plenty to do with out going to St. Louis. As far as restaurants go there are plenty, you just have to get off your butt and find them or ask someone, but's it easier to complain. Of course you might have to drive a little, but I guess you want everything within walking distance. You bitching is unfounded.
Why don't you drive to San Antonio and have your gun stolen.