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I wish they'd bring back the Miss Grand American. In fact, I'd like to see them have a NASCAR style bevy of ladies hand out the trophies and the Martin's prize money at the end of the shoot off each night. Lot's of great looking young ladies in Southern Illinois.
 

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Kind of like the Bob Allen Girls at his vendor spot at Vandalia.

When I was a Lennox Dealer I had a display of Furnaces and Air Conditioners at the Mall and a nice looking girl in a Bikini passing out literature, some women took their husbands by the ear and steered them away.

I did a lot of sales Though.

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Curvy that may be the funniest thing every typed on a trapshooting forum. You just said shirtless tanned washboard abs guy. You ever seen anything close to taht at a trapshoot?
 

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Lit, I've only heard the legend...never seen it.

'Tater, He has a flat tummy. He needs to eat a little more protein than he does if he wants to get his washboard goin' on. Not that he needs it, though...he's pretty cute to me.
 

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Well, there you go then! Martin's in. Oh, by-the-way since you have decided to give me a new nickname I think you should have a new one too. I'm thinking and I'll let you know here.
 

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I hear former Illinois governor Blago will do anything for a buck. He may suck but he looks to be in decent shape. Was he not the governor when Sparta was opened.

Bob Allen had good taste.

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Devi, fear not....

when you come to alaska, I'll make sure there's a shirtless washboard ab guy to hand you your trophy.

I'll even take my own shirt off, if need be. My pony keg is WAY better than a 6 pack anyway.
 

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As I recall, there was no Miss Grand American but rather a Miss Vandalia that used to attend the Grand. I believe that her main function was to type the shooters name on their attendance ribbon. I think that she used an old Royal typewriter.

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Devi, we could re-instate the "Mr. Buns" contest, I think it was before your time, but Martin might remember. That was fun. Altho we might have to find some "new" talent!
 

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Curvy

Never would work the gay shooters(skeeter infiltrators) would be in direct competition with Browning. Next thing you know the newly created limp wrist category takes the Grand.

The feather boa and lavender shooting apparel vendors with pink shotguns show up.

Rock

Jim
 
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