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An elderly Louisiana man had owned a large farm for several years.

One of the things that had attracted him to the farm in the first place was a beautiful, perfectly shaped pond out on the back of the property. The former owner had fixed it up with a nice shelter, a picnic table, two horse-shoe courts, a nice orchard of mixed fruit trees, and a diving platform at the deep end.

One evening, the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there in a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee...

And as he came closer, he saw a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

When he discreetly made the women aware of his presence, they all swam to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked." Then, holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligators."
 
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