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Red-blooded Redneck political philosophy.

Simple answers to simple problems - why complicate it!




Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in our country
today: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking
people in Florida . . . Not me, I concentrate on solutions for the
problems - it's a win-win situation.


* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?


Think about this:


1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

COWS


Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad
cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state
of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they
are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

THE CONSTITUTION


They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . . .

why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using
it any more.

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in
a courthouse is this -- you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal',
'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building
full of lawyers, judges and politicians, it creates a hostile work environment.

Also, think about this . . . if you don't want to forward this for fear of
offending someone --


YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

GET ER DONE!
 

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