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Have you ever wondered which side ofthe fence you sit on? This is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns,he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns,he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian,he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, hewants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, hequietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, hedemands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out,he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like atalk show host, he switches channels.
A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down and taken off the air.

If a Republican is a non-believer,he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants anymention or display of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needshealth care, he goes shopping for it, or may choose a job thatprovides it.
If a Democrat decides he needshealth care, he demands that the rest of us pay forhis.

If a Republican reads this, he'llforward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it becausehe's "offended."
 

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I think that sums it up pretty good! Even if it was meant in jest, it really hits the nail on the head. Republicans (conservatives) tend to mind their own business for the most part and don't try to rule others lives. In some ways they are more tolerant and open minded than liberals.
 

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If a Republican misses a trap target, he makes up some lame excuse.

If a Democrat misses a trap target he steals the Republican's lame excuse.
 
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