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Acupuncture is a jab well done



A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking



Dijon vu - the same mustard as before



Practice safe eating - always use condiments



Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death



A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy



A hangover is the wrath of grapes



Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play



Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?



Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion



Reading while sunbathing makes you well red



When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I



A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired



What's the definition of a will? It's a dead give away



Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana



In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes



She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off



A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion



If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed



With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress



The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered



You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it



Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under



Every calendar's days are numbered



A lot of money is tainted -Taint yours and taint mine



A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat



He had a photographic memory that was never developed



A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large



Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall



Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis



Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses
jack, I have a pornographic memory, does that count??

jack mc
 
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