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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at
him.

She says, 'Hello.'

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So
he sheepishly asks, 'Do you know me?'

To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now, in a flashback, his mind travels back in time and tries to remember when
it may have occurred.

So he asks, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love
to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching, while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery?'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.’
 

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I'm afraid I have been a fool more times than I can remember.
Probably will continue to do so, it is habit forming you know.
 

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LMAO. I didn't see that one coming.
 

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Yeap, gotta' watch them teachers.........

Back when my son was in third grade (08-09), wife and I went to back to school night.

See this gal from down the hallway.....oh, wait....that Ray's room.....da' em. Wife introduces us and uh,huh... "I'm Ray's teacher"....oh...ok.....concentrate son!!! Wife's watching....

Notice this ring on her right hand that looks suspiciously like a Raven's Super Bowl Ring.......gotta' ask......certainly is......she was a Cheerleader on the 2001 team!!
 

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My wife taught 4th grade, every summer she would host a pizza party for that year's class, usually there were 6-8 mothers that would drive the kids and help out. I was always lurking around because of the guns and reloading equipment. When we moved from the lake to a condo we hosted the party at the Gun Club pavilion, in some cases it was their first exposure to a skeet/trap/sporting setup.

Most of these mothers were in their late 20's early 30's, some of them could have been in Remdogs thread, man I miss those parties.

Pat
 
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