Summary of a Trapshooting Life Well-Lived:
1. Was a D-class 20-yard All American in the days of 6-hole targets (but you of course have no idea how difficult this was).
2. Beat Big Don.
3. Something about Ducks.
4. Offers stockfitting advice cheaper than Rollin Oswald's, to anyone who will sit still.
5. The annual Sisters of Mercy in Lancaster Meals on Wheels program continues to do the Lord's work, as always this time of year, and bless them every one (even if they don't know a damn thing about trapshooting, even though I'm sure they think they do).
How any single human being manages to cram this much achievement, into the span of a mere half-century, is beyond me.