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I Got Mine.........







Just wanted to let you know - yesterday I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package. It contained


two tomato seeds,


cornbread mix,


a prayer rug,


a machine to blow smoke up my own ass,


10 discount coupons to KFC,


and an "Obama Hope & Change" bumper sticker. The directions were in Spanish.





Hope you get yours soon!
 

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I must have gotten the "Believing in the American Worker" version. Mine only contained a Starbucks coupon, Disney action figure, and the phone number of a Mexican lady who wanted to give me a "massage" (I don't even live in Vegas).


Do you have more creditable work years than I do? I would have really liked that prayer rug.
 

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Hey I didn't get any cornbread...........Didn't need the damn rug,but I kept it anyway.........the dog sleeps on it now,and even he doesn't like it.

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I received one but it was for a hard working, tax paying liberal (oxymoron). The kit contained:



Invitations to the next 4 White House Parties.

An Executive Order allowing me to take unlimited vacations at others' expense.


Passes for 4000 rounds of golf.


A guided tour of all 57 states.


Use of Air Force One to go anywhere I want at anytime.

Biden's guide to plagiarism and stupid sayings.

Funds to cover my mortgage, car payments, food, medical, and gas for life.



Too bad it's addressed to the wrong person....I really wanted that tour of the 57 states.

Jim C
 

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You guys must be older than I am. I received a letter.

Dear Working Tax Payer,

Get to work, others are counting on you.

Sincerely,
Your Friends in Government

I have to wait a few years to get mine

Joe
 
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