[ysr_racer]

A "while ago" I bought some clothes at Costco. It was a men's suit, but you bought the jacket and slacks separately.

I actually bought the jacket and two pair of slacks, 38 waist and 36 waist. They hung in my closest unworn for "a while".

Yesterday I finally got off my butt and took them back to Costco. When I returned them the people behind the counter were whispering between themselves, then they called the manager.

The manager fumbled on the computer for a while, and finally said, "Sir, you purchased these in 2006, almost eight years ago. These are the oldest things we've ever taken back".

I am the KING of all PROCRASTINATORS !!!

Go ahead, prove me wrong

 

[Two Dogs]

You have the same problem I have..Those pants shrunk before you had a chance to try them on....Right?

 

[Big Jack]

Yea, that's it, they shrunk. Around my house, you wouldn't believe how many of my clothes suffered that same fate at the hands of my wife.

Big Jack

 

[birdogs]

Over the years, I have accumulated rather large number of winter underwear. Every Spring I would go to various stores and buy another couple of pair at clearance prices. Well I now have 3 cabinets FULL if these things, most new and unopened.

Yesterday I was looking for something in a closet and discovered ANOTHER cache of these garments hanging from the closet pole. I also found 7 brand new shirts still in wrappers;Pendletons, chamois and Woolrich. I think, I need counseling.

 

[Bvr Tail]

I was going to respond to this thread last night, but decided to wait til today!

 

[ysr_racer]

>> I was going to respond to this thread last night, but decided to wait til today!

The winner !!!

 

[Catpower]

I cured my procrastination last fall. To maintain my licenses I have to take a bunch of CEU's or continuing education units, and I always wait until the last minute to do them 24 hrs in all

Just when I had started them on the computer in my shop that I use to run the CNC machines, I was reading the screen and smelled something funny but familiar, then it struck my it was a Effing skunk, I got off my stool to, look out the window that there was a big one heading for my office. I called my wife and whispered not to set off the bomb to bring me the .410, in case I had to shoot it it has #9 shot it the AA's that were in it and wouldn't do too much damage to the walls. It went to the far end, 150 ft away I tried to sneak down and slide the door open but when I got about 20 feet away it flipped it's tail up, so I shot it

I swear that damn thing was carrying he mother lode so I got to set in a skunk smell infested office for the next three days

The real pisser is the CEU's are anything but education units, just a repeat every year