[Dr.Longshot]

Todays Humor From Minnesota

Ole and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulls out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
Ya sure I tink I haff a lighter, he replied then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a 10"inch Bic Lighter.

Yimminy Crickets! exclaimed Sven, taking the huge lighter in his hands' Vere dit yew git dat monster?

Vell replied Ole I git it from my GeniYou haff a genie? Sven asked.

Ya shure. It's right here in my tackle box' says Ole.

Could I see him?

Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough and out pops the Genie.

Adressing the Genie, Sven says, hey dere I am a good friend of your master,
Vil you grant me vun vish?

Yes I will says the Genie.

So Ven asks for a million bucks.



The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly the sky darkens and overhead a million ducks darken the sky with the sound of a million ducks.
Flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Ole, Yumpin Yimminy, I asked for a Million bucks, not a million Ducks.

Ole answers Ya I forgot to tell yew dat the Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10" inch Bic?


Gary Bryant
Dr.longshot

 

[grntitan]

Must admit, it was good.

 

[Bruce Specht]

cute for sure

 

[rennerize]

Very funny.
Don

 

[Hitapair]

Couldn't have been in Minnesota, there haven't been a million ducks here in many decades.

 

[BudsterXT]

I had dat happen to me once... I asked for big deers. Now I have big ears like Dumbo, the elephant...