Now look what I went and done. "MR.HAMMER" called me some names I had not heard of and closed the bridge. I guess I will have to learn to swim or charter a Ferry to get over and see his Honor. Maybe if I'm nice he will in the spirit of the season reopen the bridge. Good to hear from you 'MR. Hammer' Crank
Dear Mr. Crank: as official northern state representive for the "Hammer", I will plead your case and ask for forgiveness in in reference to the bridge closing. The Hammer is a very compassionate leader and may reverse his decree. By the way-- how does "Governor Hammer" sound to you?? I hear there is an opening.
Go Illini, I would send a contribution, what will he need to peddle under the covers to build a war chest. Please advise. Tourists from Iowa would be coming to Illinois just to visit the new "Hammer Country". All signs would be signed by "Harry the Hammer". Welcome aboard "Harry". P.S. OJT would be in Chicago!
Capitol Idea!!! Lets fill the campaign war chest. All contributors will be rewarded with a life size picture of the Hammer in full battle dress (pink tutu). And if the gift is large enough there could possible be a cushy job available. Fred Foderotz-campaign manager and spititual consultant
I had not heard if our leader 'THE HAMMER' was smoken any targets down in the Groves? Or is he busy planning his political career. I like the idea of campaign buttons with HAMMER for Governor on them. GO ILLINI has a good Idea because THE HAMMER probably has a lot of contacts through Don Vito. Crank