I might be interested in your gubs. If they are for hunting or target shooting. If they are those black gubs, the kind that have no place in our society I don't have any interest in them or knowledge of them. I think they are terrorist gubs.
If I can use your gubs to go on free hunts and rub elbows with the kind of people I like(Kerry for instance) I really want to own your gubs. I just don't want to pay what they are worth. You see I haven't had to pay for anything for over 26 years and I kind of got use to it.
You can send me the info on your gubs at any of the following addresses. Remington Arms, Cabelas, the Outdoor Channel, Ahhhh, let me think, there are a couple more I think.
Wait a minute, you can't use any of those addresses anymore.Just send the info and pictures to the sarah brady offices. I will pick them up on my way back from the unemployment office.
Thanks, Jim Z.