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Dear Red States...

We've decided we're leaving. We intend to form our own country, and
we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon,Washington,
Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast. We
believe this split will be beneficial to the nation, and especially
to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly: You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches. We get Patrick Fitzgerald. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get Dollywood.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.
We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs. You
get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue, you get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the
Christian Coalition's, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a
bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro-choice and
anti-war, and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at
once. If you need people to fight, ask your evangelicals. They have
kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no
purpose, and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their
children's caskets coming home. We do wish you success in Iraq, and
hope that the WMDs turn up, but we're not willing to spend our
resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand, we will have firm control of 80 percent
of the country's fresh water, more than 90 percent of the pineapple
and lettuce, 92 percent of the nation's fresh fruit, 95 percent of
America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners)
90 percent of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most
of the U.S. low-sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and
condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sister schools, plus Harvard, Yale,
Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States, on the other hand, you will have to cope with 88
percent of all obese Americans (and their projected health care
costs), 92 percent of all U.S. mosquitoes, nearly 100 percent of the
tornadoes, 90 percent of the hurricanes, 99 percent of all Southern
Baptists, virtually 100 percent of all televangelists, Rush Limbaugh,
Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

Additionally, 38 percent of those in the Red states believe Jonah was
actually swallowed by a whale, 62 percent believe life is sacred
unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44 percent say
that evolution is only a theory, 53 percent that Saddam was involved
in 9/11 and 61 percent of you crazy b*****ds believe you are people
with higher morals then we lefties.

By the way, we're taking the good pot, too. You can have that dirt
weed they grow in Mexico.

Peace out,
Blue States
 

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One person in 400 pays 30% of the personal income tax in California. You and your ilk are doing a fine job in persuading them to relocate to more friendly tax venues. Hope you're prepared to make up the difference to support your liberal agenda. Won't it be a hoot if all that's left in California are government employees and welfare receiptients. That would be fun to watch!!!

BTW I heard tday that personal income tax receipts to the state are down 20%. Maybe the 3000 people a week leaving CA were part of the tax base that you apparently are not.
 

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I have done quite a bit of consulting work in Hollywood. You can have it. Do NOT go or stay there after dark wihtout and armed guard. I stay in a hotel over 10 miles away. You talk about the bastion of homosexuals, liberals and freaks and weird o's. They are there. Also, please take the gun grabbing bastards with you when you go. I live in Northern California, just take San Francisco and a few liberal counties and we will keep the rest.

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Deal, leave now. Here's what else you get:


You'll wind up with all the mexicali gangs, murderous drug cartels, angry queers, a huge influx of illegals that you'll be responsible for supporting, a very large contingent of "entitlement class" people, Shirley McClain, Nazi Pelosi, Prince Harry Reed, Buttplug Barney Frank, Babwa Walters, Barbara Streistrand, rampant forest fires, not to mention the San Adreas Fault and hopefully a scorching case of herpes. As of now you're on our "no email" list.
No response necessary.

Hope you and that large collection of small thinkers enjoy your new country. (Kalifornication)


Tooda-loo bucka-roo.



PS You get the single chick with 14 kids that's on welfare and disability too.
 

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Good idea james. When you have completely dissassembled all of your armed forces we'll just take it all back from you anyway. Peace out, Dud.
 

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Here is one other thing you will get in your new Cali......

All your guns taken away to protect yourself. The thieves, rapists and murderers won't have to worry about you protecting yourself. Trust me they will all be there because when we get control back and start shooting those bastards on site they will all be moving to your new Cali!!!!!!!!
 

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Ain't it just like a liberal to rip off someone else's work without attribution? This little ditty is all over the lunatic leftwing internet. So, quinney which Liberal group(s)do you belong to, sexual perverts, welfare recipients, illegal immigrants, tinfoil leftists, commie sympathizers, France lovers, cowards, anti-gunners, PETA, ACLU, Al Gore disciples, felons, etc, all of the above?
 

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Watersnake-what a dirty rotten trick!!! It took me a whole 5 seconds to figure this was trash. I thought it was going to be the Obama Zombies.


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Guess they won't need much in the way of oil products either. Hope they have their alternate energy plan worked out.





Jim
 

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Hurry up blue states, and don't let the door hit you in the a.. as you leave. Enjoy your new stimulus package. What are you people from California going to use for cash?? Sorry bunch of f......
 

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"We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss"


Only a fool whould take the liberal scum and crooks that Harvard pukes out to the Real Americans coming out of Ole' Miss.
 

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Looks like little jimmy and his libbies didn't think this through,,,,remember Grayout Davis,,,,he had to buy a lot of energy, and most from Texas,,,,I guess if he wants the Blue states then the Red don't have to pay homage (taxes) to them,,,,YEEHAW!!! you made my day!!!!
 

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Most of the U.S. low-sulfur coal comes from Wyoming and Montana. I don't think they're blue states.

We'll have most of the good farm land.

They might get Bill Gates, but we'll have Warren Buffet.
 
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