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A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.

To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.

At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed:

"OH!! Limp pricks!"

Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into " Olympics".

Just thought I'd share this new found knowledge with you.
 

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A German couple married and immediately she was pregnant. She suffered through with a sore back, leg cramps, headaches, and still had to do work on their farm.

As soon as this baby was born, she became pregnant again, with all the same problems, but now she had a baby to carry around, too.

Two months after the second child was born, she was again pregnant, this time with twins!

She was talking over the back fence to a neighbor, and the neighbor ask "What will you name the new children?"

She said " Well, the first is Adolph, the second is Rudolph, and these will be Getoff, and Stayoff!"
 
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