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This one is not my personal experience, but was sent to me in an email. What have you heard (or heard about)? :


At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker: She was leaving the company due to 'downsizing.' The manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.' Not another word was spoken. Everyone just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
 

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Obama's remark about changing the most wonderful country in the world comes to mind but I can't quote it so this will have to do.....Bob Dodd
 

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"It's different but it's the same." I've always had trouble understanding that one.

"The girls all get cuter at closing time" Hap
 

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As said by a kid I knew up north.

"Nobody knows this but I am a certified welder, ask anybody"
 

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"This is no sh*t.

Most stories that start out with this one could also start with "Once upon a time".

Setterman, when you think about it,LOL, you probably picked the best one.

Tom(AJ100)



 

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I've a customer who always gets things turned around.

"You know, like the old days...an eye tooth for an eye tooth."

"Been alot of water under the dam since then."
 

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Demoratic speaker of the house: Nancy Pelosi " There are people here in this country,like for instance in the stock market,that work and make millions of dollars every year and they want to keep this money all for themselves,that
is not right"!! BOY THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUN FOUR YEARS!!!!!!!
 

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How about this one

"You sound a little hen house to me"

I just love it.

Bob Lawless
 
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