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This just in:

A&E is canceling Duck Dynasty and replacing it with a new reality show about life in the White House.


It will be called 'Duck' Responsibility.
 

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Good one Mike. The truth hurts. Maybe that's why he left Mooochelle in Hawaii. LOL.
 

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.....and in two years, a new series will start up called "The Hawaiian Hillbillies, starring Barry as Jed, Moocher as Aunt Pearl ('cause her and Barry will be divorced by then, but by Muslim law, she has to wash his feet for his lifetime.)

The two girls will play Lesbians, and guest stars Opra, and Ellen will be used in bedroom shots.

George Soros will be the banker, and Hillary his scatter-brained secretary who forgets how many people she has killed.

Moochie's mammy will play Granny, but will be written out when she is caught cookin' hogs head stew, pickled pigs feet, and catches the Swine Flu.

James Carville and Bubba Clinton have written the theme song based on a song to prayer from the Quran.

The old Model A is not roadworthy, so they will use the Van from Cheech and Chong's movie. It smells like their White House inside, and since their dog already has fleas, the ones left over from the movie will feel right at home.

Guest spots will be filled by his Auntie, and Uncle who are in the U.S.A. illegally, but by then will have the whole family in tow.

There will be no huntin' rifles allowed, but Janet Reno will put on a "Skeets" shootin' demonstration with her double barreled brazier, and some ammo(Smoke Grenades) left over from Waco.

It is scheduled for 60 episodes, but with his work history, Barry may cancel after the first week, or when a golf game comes up.

Ya'll come back now, ya hear!
 

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LMAO. Miss Jane can be played by Janet Reno. Both just as ugly and gay. Jethro Bodine will be played by Jay Carney. But.........what about the pig that Ellie May had? Where does he fit in? I think Arnold from 'Green Acres' had more smarts!
 
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