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After a long night of making love, a guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans, and searched for his lighter.

He couldn`t find it and asked the girl for a light.

She told him there were some matches in the top drawer of the bedside stand.

He found a box of matches there sitting on top of a picture of another man.

Is this a picture of your husband he asked?

No silly, she replied snuggling up to him.

Your boyfriend?

No not at all, she replied.

Well who is it then asked the guy?

The girl said ... it was me before my operation!
 

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A lady was having an affair with an inspector from a pest control company.

They were making love in the bedroom of her home when her husband arrived unexpectedly.

Quick, get in the closet, the woman said to her lover.

He got into the closet stark naked.

The husband became suspicious, and after searching around, discovered the man in the closet.

Who are you, asked the husband.

The exterminator said, I am an inspector from Bug-B-Gone.

The husband asked him what he was doing in the closet.

I`m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths, said the man.

And where are your clothes, the husband asked.

The man glanced down and said ... damn, the moths ate them already!
 

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What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino!
Reminded me of two more...

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a crow? (visual joke - put the tips of your index fingers and thumbs together to make a circle) A dead crow with an a$$hole this big around.
 

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A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if they sell extra-large condoms.

He replies, yes we do. Would you like to buy some?

She says no, but do you mind if I wait around here until some man does?
 
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