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I saw a video of a family driving thru Pennsylvania today I counted roughly:
100 Donald Trump signs
2 Joe Biden signs
6 Sweet Corn signs Yes, Sweet Corn is actually beating Joe Biden!!
 

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A mother and her little daughter are at an Art museum.

They see a statue of a grown man on display.

What is that asked the child pointing to the statues penis?

Nothing, nothing at all replied the mother.

I want one said the daughter emphatically.

The mother tried to change the subject but her daughter persisted.

I want one just like that she repeated.

The mother, at her wits end, told the daughter to quit thinking about it. If you are a good girl when you grow up you will have one.

And if I am bad, asked the daughter?

Then, sighed the mother, you will have many!
 

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A priest and a nun are riding a camel across the desert.

In the middle of the desert the camel dies of thirst.

The priest thinks their situation over and tells the nun their time is numbered. Then he asks her to disrobe in front of him as he has never seen a nude woman.

She disrobes and asks the priest to take his clothes off as she has never seen a man naked.

He does.

The nun ask what is that thing between your legs?

The priest tells her it is the staff of life and if he puts it into her it will bring a new life.

The nun says well stick it in the camel and let`s get the hell out of here!
 

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God some of these are stupid, but funny as he((.............

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The teacher wrote on the blackboard:" I ain't had no fun in months."

Then asked the class," How should I correct this sentence?"

Little Johnny raised his hand and said " Get yourself a girlfriend ...."
 
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