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A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one

afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. Thd

Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, Is that

Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded, "Yes!

So, the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee onhim.


Thenext patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a

Hunchedback. Heshuffled over to a booth, painfully
sat down, and asked the waitress for a
cup of hot tea. He also glanced
across the restaurant and asked, "Is
thatJesus, overthere?"

Thewaitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give

Jesusa cup of hottea, "Mytreat."

Thethird patron to come into the restaurant, was a

Democrat oncrutches. He
hobbled over to a booth, sat down and
hollered, "Hey there honey! How's
about getting me a cold mug of MillerLight!"
He, too, looked across the restaurant
and asked, "Isn't that God's boy
overthere?"
The waitress nodded, so the Democrat
directed her to give Jesus a coldbeer.
"Onmy bill," he said loudly so everyone in the

Restaurantcould hear.

AsJesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican,

Touchedhim and said,
"For your kindness, you are
healed." The Republican felt the strength
comeback into his legs, got up and began
to praise the Lord. Jesus passed by the
Libertarian, touched him and said,
"For your kindness, you are healed."
TheLibertarian felt his back
straightening up, he raised his hands and he,
too,began to praise theLord.

Then,Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards

TheDemocrat. TheDemocrat jumped up and yelled,
"Don't touch me....... I'm ondisability."

ForThose Who Understand,
No Explanation isnecessary.
For Those Who Do Not
Understand,No explanation ispossible.
 

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LOL. Good one.
 
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