Champion II, it was not the dog-washing business itself that made us our money.
I was just running a few shakedown tests for the launch a Kyra's Konsulting, a vehicle by which hedge fund managers could get an insider's scoop on the lucrative - but tricky - companion animal sector. "You can get bit in pet shops!" as the saying goes. As you see, Kyra was doubtful about the long-term viability of many of the dog-wash franchise operations which were then multiplying (You may remember this from her viral you-tube video "That dog won' wash!).
. . . so we simply shorted the whole market and came out smelling like bloodhounds. From then on it was success upon success for Kyra's Konsulting, finally winning her a bed on Nasdaq, the first openly canine member of that exchange. The rest is history.
Neil