On a more serious note about the stock market, I think that now is a great buying opportunity. The P/E ratio of the S&P 500 is below 13 which is about where it was in February/March 2009 when it began its 70% to 80% climb. How many people here wish they had been buyers instead of sellers when the market was at the bottom 16 months ago?
In general, companies are quite profitable today. They just aren't hiring new workers yet. So, if you've got some extra coin in the bank earning a whopping 1% return, consider putting it to work in the stock market. BTW, I'm practicing what I'm preaching since I put another 45K into the market today and that's a sizeable chunk for me.
The above comments are strictly my non-professional opinion. No guarantees apply. Invest (or not) at your own risk. I'm not a stock broker, financial advisor, or anything of the sort. I'm just a retired engineer who enjoys shooting and thought I would pass along my unprofessional opinion to fellow shooters. Shoot well and enjoy life.